I have an idea ! !

I HAVE AN IDEA!! Let’s give all the “Trumpites” Alaska. They can all move there with their guns, prejudice, racism, intolerance, fears and paranoia. They can cuddle up with the Palin family, keep an eye on Russia and establish their very own version of paradise. They can sell snow to the Eskimos, build a wall around the entire state and have a no immigration policy. We will grant them independence from reason, reality and the USA. They can sing eternal praises to their god, Donald and he in turn will bless them with insults. If their IQ is low enough, he will even grant them the privilege of calling him the more familiar “Don”. Everybody will be white, armed and angry. Of course, the Eskimos will have to go, after they finish building the wall. Can’t have them polluting the whiteness of the landscape. Their battle cry will be, “Let’s make Alaska great again!” They can use it every year because memories are short. Trump, er…god Don can build himself an ice palace overlaid with gold on the outside to properly awe the masses and covered with mirrors on the inside so he can constantly gaze upon himself. His disciples can bask in his glory as he reassures them over and over with, “I love the poorly educated. We’re the smartest people, we’re the most loyal people.” They will reply, “God-Don right!” And the circle will be complete. A mutual admiration society. Sounds like heaven but of course it will be call Trumpistan.

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