I’m tired of everybody telling me how I should think and how I should talk–of those people who are “oh so smart” with their education and worldly ways, thinking they are better than us hard working folks. Well, we used to be hard working. Now we are hardly working ‘cuz our jobs are bein’ done by brown children thousands of miles away being paid next to nothin’ leaving us with next to nothin’ as well. And what jobs are left are taken by the Mexicans swarming across our unprotected borders like rats fleeing a sinking ship, who will work for beans. Meanwhile, those godless empty suits with a flag pin on the lapel and women in pants suits in Washington sit in their fine offices diddling their congressional aids, taking bribes from lobbyists, getting the best free medical care in the country, living off the fat of the land and getting well paid to do absolutely nothing for us poor saps trying to scratch out a living in the real world. Hello! America to Washington. Is anybody listening? We’re drowning out here!
Tell you what. Your style of government ain’t workin’ for me. I’m fed up. I’m gonna throw your self righteous, do-nothing asses out. What we need is a strong man. We need somebody who’s gonna kick ass and take names. Somebody who’s gonna get things done. Somebody not afraid to bend or even break some rules. It’s time to push in some faces, to take back some territory, to flex some muscle, to show the world who’s boss. Everybody knows that we have the most powerful military in the world. Let’s use it to impose democracy and peace. It’s time to stamp out ISIS and put an end to all this Islamish bullshit and bring God’s rule to the world.
Now everybody knows that you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. We need a tyrant to get the job done. Hillary is too tied to the system to do it. We need somebody unencumbered by democracy, by rules and tradition, a real man who lies with impunity, who has elevated character assassination to a high art. We need somebody with the personality of a sociopath, somebody who’s personal gain runs parallel to the benefit of us right thinking people. We need a person who disdains women and virtually anybody who is not white and rich. We want somebody who’s only measures of success are wealth and adulation.
Throughout history, in times is crisis, just such leaders have always risen to answer the need — Alexander the Great, Asoka, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Meo Zedong, Gengis Kahn, Stalin, Castro, Putin, to name but a few. I believe that another has answered to call in our hour of need. Casting aside the chains of our constitution, the constraints of congress, the encumbrances of law, unrestrained by reason, truth or counsel but guided by his own sense of megalomania, he will lead our country triumphantly to his own vision of greatness. And the lion and the lamb shall lie down together, and a little child shall lead them.
And his name shall be called…
Just thinking... 